I am going to start swearing by authors

superwhatlocked:

becca-morley:

thepreciousthing:

thecoffeetragedy:

flippyspoon:

dragonsigma:

"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"

"What the Tolkien?"

"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"

"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."

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Thank you supernatural fandom

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anescapedfish:

panicatthewhorehouse:

god-particle:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

nerdsforthebirds:

neurophagy:

sonnetstockmar:

a bisexual pop group called Both Directions

a pansexual pop group called All Directions

an asexual pop group called No Directions

a questioning pop group called Which Direction

a helpful pop group called That Direction

a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions

a married pop group called Dammit Why Won’t You Just Ask For Directions

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slayola:

can’t believe weed died for our sins haha thanks bro

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paperseverywhere:

He’s never gonna live it down

A bit late, but happy birthday you doof.

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jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

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breathingnarry:

OK SO I HAVE THOSE STUPID ONE DIRECTION CUPS MY DAD ALWAYS USES THE ZAYN CUP TO POUR WATER IN THE IRON AND ONE DAY I ASKED HIM WHY AND HE SAID ITS EASIER IF THE WATER IS HOT AND I SAID WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE ZAYN CUP AND HE LOOKED OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AND SAID ZAYNS HOTNESS HEATS THE WATER AND I HAVE NEVER RELATED WITH MY FATHER MORE THAN I DID THAT MOMENT

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